Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Please ignore this statement.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

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