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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Whats two plus two Four!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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