What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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