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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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