Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Pickle

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

homosexual rights to marriage

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

My cat just died.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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