- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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