Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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