- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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