What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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