a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Jimmy Saville

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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