How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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