- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the blue berry cross the road

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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