A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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