whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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