Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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God is real.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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