- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Gordon Brown smiles.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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