- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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