What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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i'm hard

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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