- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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