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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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