A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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