Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Ross.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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