- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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