Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

this website is a bad joke

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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