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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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