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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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