what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Go away still nothing to see

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Pickle

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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