Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Cripples are lame.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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