Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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you see theres this guy.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Lololol

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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