- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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