- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

womens rights.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

knock knock Goodbye

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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