- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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