A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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