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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

The american education system.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Stop driving smart cars you fags

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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