- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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