A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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