- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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