- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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