Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Death by kayak

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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