- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Hello.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

You idiot.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Pain Olympics.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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