Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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