What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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