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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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