- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's better than a stick? A stone

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Death by kayak

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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