- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

the economy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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