- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Knock knock. Its open.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family