Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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