- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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