- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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