How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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