- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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