whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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