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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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