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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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