A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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time to spruce up!

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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I have a really funny joke.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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