So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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I am a mime

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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