In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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