Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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