- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

hi penis ham telephone

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

I'm so punny.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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