- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi penis ham telephone

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I'm so punny.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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