How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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