what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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