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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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