One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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