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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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