- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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