- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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