why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A women left the kitchen.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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