- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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