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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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