What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Death by kayak

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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