- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man did not like this site

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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