Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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