- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was barking at a tree

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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