- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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