What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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